Sunday, February 28, 2010

apam, gula dan kempen



Aku beli apam pisang untuk alas perut pagi ni, terkejut beruk sebab apam pisang yang dulu sebesar cup cake kini dah hanya sebesar ibu jari kaki aku. Tak sangka pula ada acuan untuk buat kuih sekecik tu.

Dan seperti dijangka, pembuatnya betul-betul menyahut seruan kerajaan sebab lidah aku dah tak dapat menegesan sebarang unsur kegulaan dalamnya.

Mujurlah esen vanila tak naik harga, jadi wangi bau apam tu masih boleh meruntun nafsu makan aku untuk menghabiskan. Lagi pun tak elok membazir RM1 harga empat biji apam saiz ibu jari kaki.

Dua minggu lepas aku bertembung dengan kempen kurangkan gula anjuran kementerian. Dapat satu sticker percuma. Hodohnya sticker sampai aku rasa ia taktik berjaya untuk kempen memburukkan penggunaan gula melebih-lebih, setidaknya untuk aku.

Yang paling aku ingat pada sticker tu adalah gambar di tengahnya seorang budak yang gemuk. Amat gemuk. Gemuknya sampai aku lupa apa gambar lain musibah gula yang ada di kiri kanan gambar budak tu.

Kalaulah ditutup mukanya, aku percaya ramai yang meneka itu gambar ahli sumo, kalau pun bukan Kevin Biggest Loser Asia. Tapi yang ditunjukkan tu, memang betul budak, mengikut firasat pandangan mata aku, berketurunan cina. Tak tahulah cina Malaysia, atau pun cina China, tapi aku tak rasa keturunan cina di Malaysia sanggup menzalimi anak mereka macam tu sekali.

Sticker tu aku sekadar tampal di tingkap, tak sanggup nak tampal di kereta. Lain lah kalau aku ada kereta sorong.

Kerajaan dah buat kempen serupa untuk rokok. Tapi perokok mana makan saman, mana ada perasaan hatta yang diletak pada kotak tu pun muka mereka sedang bekerut dengan paru-paru teburai, atau perut memboroi.

Jadi ada bagusnya kempen serupa di letak pada paket gula. Sebab aku percaya, makcik-makcik yang membuat kuih, buat air menggunakan gula adalah lebih tajam deria dan perasaannya kalaulah gambar serupa ada depan mata.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sempena Maulidur Rasul

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Hearing Problem


Laughter's the Best Medicine ...

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as
she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family
doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test
the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand
about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversationa l
speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen coo king
dinner, and he was in the den. He stood about 40 feet away,
and in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30
feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears nothing.
So he walks right up behind her.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
.... (I just love this) ...

"Simon, for the fifth bloody time, CHICKEN."

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Peluang baik!!

Peluang baik untuk membuat amal jariah!

Assalamualaikum,

Pada kawan2, mohon sedikit sumbangan untuk rawatan kimo kanak-kanak ini


KHAYRUL AIMAN BIN KHAYRUL NIZAM

Beliau mengidap “muscle cancer” sejak berumur 4 thn (2007).ketika itu sel cancer menyerang di peha berdekatan Pembulur darah..Tetapi Alhamdulillah telah selamat dikeluarkan sel tersebut dlm pembedahan.

Yang dijalankan oleh pihak GHKL.Tetapi kini ia menyerang kembali diperut beliau juga sama
Berdekatan dgn pembulur darah.Amat merisaukan lagi…sel cancer tersebut telah merebak ke paru2 seblh kiri dan otak….

Rawatan amat diperlukan utk memastikan keadaanya kembali stabil…
Rawatan yang diperlukan Aiman berjumlah RM15,000 tunai…(segera)

Dan kini Aiman menerima rawatan di HUKM.

Dalam masa yang singkat keluarga kami tidak mampu mengumpulkn wang sejumlah itu..
Dengan ini saya memohon sedikit sumbangan dari kawan2…untuk menambah jumlah wang utk perubatan Aiman

Sumbangan ikhlas anda amat di hargai :

Mazian Binti Musni (ibu aiman)
Maybank A/C No : 16449006822


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Panggilan Kaabah


Akhirnya aku akan ke tanah suci, bertamu ke Baitullah.

Bukan mudah untuk membuka hati. Orang yang dah sedia ada di semenanjung Arab pun lebih suka menyeberang Mediterranean menziarah Acropolis dan Agia Sofia.

Semoga aku akan bersedia dan berlapang dada, kerana perjalanan tu memakan masa 20 tahun.
(terima kasih pada Hj Zainal di Kaunter 3 TH yang membuka jalan untuk aku mendaftar)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

rezeki lagi

Our Ref: UN/EU/CITIBANK/511
=============================================================================================
WORLD BANK GROUP AND UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning payment with the UNITED NATION to your nominated bank account. Now you’re new Payment,United nation Approval No;UN5685P,White House Approved No:WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nation immediately within the next 72hrs.

As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with MR ANDREW WOLLEY, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK OF UNITED KINGDOM, with the help and monitory team from the CITIBANK OF NEW YORK which is our official remitting bank, Committee On Foreign Payment Matters in United Nation, has look up to make sure you receive your fund valued $8.3m. So contact:MR ANDREW WOLLEY on his contact information,Direct Citibank Telephone No +44-7045700247, Cell/mobile +44-7011172451 or cell/mobile +44-Fax Number:870 28 7323, Email: andrewwolley33@aol.com for immediate release of your contract/inheritance/Award Winning claim Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or office anymore, You are required to send bellow information for your transfer. <
1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) FULL ADDRESS OF YOUR CITY,STATE AND COUNTRY:
3) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE:
4) COMPANY NAME,POSITION AND ADDRESS:
5) BANK INFORMATIONS:
a) BANK NAME:
b)BANK ADRESS:
c)ACCOUNT NUMBER:
d)SWIFT CODE/ ROUTING NUMBER:
6) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
7) A COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATIONCODE WITH CITIBANK IS(511),YOU ARE ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOU FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR ANDREW WOLLEY AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW.
CONTACT CODE(511)
OFFICER:MR ANDREW WOLLEY.
POSITION:DIRECTOR,INTL,REMMITTANCE CITIBANK LONDON.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK:+44-7045700247 ,
FAX NUMBER:+44870 28 7323
CELL/MOBILE: +44-70111 72451,
EMAIL:andrewwolley33@aol.com

SIR FRANK PETERSON.
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED
NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT).

Sunday, February 7, 2010

rezeki

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Saifullah khan, Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours,who died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2005.
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my
client(US$19milliondollars) is lodged in the bank.

Regards
Saifullah khan